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The smell of petroleum prevails throughout

No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the British public

What's that got to do with the price of pork

Depart I say and let us be done with you

Dog's breath

The total depravity of inanimate things

Get out of town

Wet weekend last year

I was surprised to see there was a 4 francs charge for orange juice 4 francs is a lot of money

Hair of nan

I'm so glad you noticed the quickstep it's my favourite part too

If you think you get it you don't

This may not be genius but it is dull

A hole in the air with an undercurrent of blackberry

Believe what you want but don't believe it here

I resent that snide remark

An umlaut for yo

Lint

You've art directed the arse out of that

How many times must i say i like this before i buy it

Smr

Another donkey

I thought i told you to wait in the car

Milt